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  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via lovving)

eatingisfab:

im tired of school i wanna quit but its for my future. tough life.

(via shinepetrova)

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via shinepetrova)

averageghoul:

Hey, babe wanna come over and fuck……..ing stab me to death

(via drinkt0forget)

"Like rain, I fell for you."
- six word story  (via u-nified)

(Source: explorur, via drinkt0forget)

"Your absence fucks me up harder than your presence ever could"
- (via excitired)

(via sammchristinee)

"And I guess that I will never stop
Drinking too much
And saying the wrong things
Or pressing your buttons
To see if you’ll stay
Because underneath it all
That’s who I am
And I am too much for anyone"
- Untitled (via innocent-instability) - please don’t change the source (via innocent-instability)

(via drinkt0forget)